Projectors aren't Unicorns

And sometimes those beautiful creatures choose to be vengeful.
Misbehaving
Catching you in a stampede of mythical proportions.
Turning you pulp with their sheer power.
Nolonger beautiful, they are dangerous beings surging with power,
ready to snap at one false move.
Projectors aren't really unicorns.
They are big clunking machines
Boxes of electricity
With bulbs under pressure that demand to be changed
"Wait till the bulb cools" my workmate advises
Best that this 2KW missile doesn't explode
I stand well back
I'm not getting involved in the guts of the unicorns quite yet